Can't get much more random than a Llama on a stick!

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2009 ... a_stic.php

How cool is this?!?

http://www.sacbee.com/topstories/story/2071033.html

I had the chance to touch an owl yesterday, and missed it Yes, I'm an owl-toucher.

Six to 8 years in prison for that Stephen. Tut Tut

Is it not Tut twit twoo?

We couldn't decide if it's owner was a bloke or a lass though!! I was sure it was a woman, although the heavy tattoo's on her arms pushed me to consider my mate's perception that it was a man!

I really need to get out of the house before I hurt someone.

I heard somewhere people can make better test subjects than guinea pigs.

^ Very true. Because guinea pigs can hide illness and pain better and longer than humans can. -finds undiscovered illness-

My sister got engaged!

Awww, that's lovely

If her boyfriend wasn't a mute, then it would be even nicer, but yeah i'm happy for her! She gets her ring on Tuesday.

Oh dear

Is she as chatty as you?

No, she's a brilliant sis & everyone loves her to bits, but she's not quite the foghorn that her wee bruv is!

ps. Welcome back online!

I was just saying to Kate there was points the other night where you'd say something and id think "oh ive got a story relating to that, ill wait till he pauses for breath". But..you didn't. Ever.

Sorry. See, you're too polite & you don't even know it.

Plus I don't pause for breath, I just breathe through my scales like a fish. There's even been rumours that I talk out my ar....