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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:41 am 
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Youngest granddaughter saying she was really excited about christmas at nursery today ,nursery worker asked why

" We can eat all the Brussel sprouts we want and pump away without being told off " she is definitely gonna be no lady when she grows up :smt005


:smt005 :smt005

And she likes Brussel sprouts?!


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:22 pm 
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It's probably got more to do with the way they are cooked but yeah they love veg full stop ,to be honest they just love food but not fast food stuff bar a chippy I'm really glad that I'm not spending the festive period with them :smt036 .


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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Realizing that I've been wearing my tee inside out since I got home yesterday evening

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 6:06 am 
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http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/the-25-funniest-autocorrects-of-dyacs-first-year/

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:10 am 
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^ I <3 DamnYouAutoCorrect. :smt005

The #1 text wasn't that funny though IMO.

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 9:42 pm 
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Ah sisters.. middle daughter has got her nose pierced again and told the youngest(not a good idea ) not to tell her dad I've been informed by text :smt005


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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Texted my brother to check if he'd bought something for christmas before I got it. Response: Knew I'd forgotten something. Any chance the Bank of Sister is open?

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 3:01 pm 
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theolddog wrote:
Ah sisters.. middle daughter has got her nose pierced again and told the youngest(not a good idea ) not to tell her dad I've been informed by text :smt005


I wonder if she'd thought you'd not notice yourself that 'something' was different in her face... :lol:
I know my grandma never noticed with my cousin but then she's nearly twice your age :p


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
PostPosted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:12 pm 
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Kim wrote:
theolddog wrote:
Ah sisters.. middle daughter has got her nose pierced again and told the youngest(not a good idea ) not to tell her dad I've been informed by text :smt005


I wonder if she'd thought you'd not notice yourself that 'something' was different in her face... :lol:
I know my grandma never noticed with my cousin but then she's nearly twice your age :p


I probably wouldn't notice but as I now know I'll just ignore it ,after all it's her body and if she doesn't like it then she can always take it them out and let them heal up the only thing I said was if your gonna get a tattoo do it where it won't be in a place that you may later regret doing ,other than that it's up to them :D


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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Cool dad politics I say! :smt023


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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^I don't have sisters but between us brothers a secret was a secret. Now my kids (bro & sis twins) a secret was out at the drop of a hat. Or maybe that was just to keep us off balance that there may have been more. :smt017

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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Two little people headbanging to a gig I was at last night :wink: :smt005


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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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Ellen Degeneres' Here and Now monologue :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGv2ApBiZfM

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 Post subject: Re: What Made You Chuckle Today?
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I had a really, really vivid bed wetting dream last night.

Still quite drunk, I woke up in a panic, shaking my boyfriend and aplogising for having pissed the bed.

I hadn't.

Nor have I ever, just to be clear :lol:

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