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 Post subject: You know you're obsessed with KT Tunstall when.....
PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:48 am 
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1. Someone yells "Woo Hoo!" and you clap three times
2. You try to tune your guitar to your toothbrush
3. When you see guests to the door you say, "Always a pleasure, and never a chore"
4. You ask people if they want to see your chihuahua (sp) even though you've never had a dog
5. You see a tambourine on the shelf and your first reaction is to put it on the ground and stomp on it
6. When shopping for a guitar, the first question you ask the man at the counter is, "How hard can I hit this without it breaking?"
7. You have broken a guitar trying to play Black Horse And The Cherry Tree without a loop pedal (happened to a friend)
8. Your little sister asks you to play Barbies and you break into song
9. Something cool happens and you shout "Get In!" even though you're from the backwoods of Louisiana
10. Someone asks when your Wee Bastard is due and you say, "I ordered it yesterday, so it should be here in 3-5 business days." :shock:
11. Your bank statement looks like this (I apologize - there's no pounds symbol on my keyboard):

$15 KTTunstallEyeToTheTelescopeCD
$20 KTTunstallEyeToTheTelescopeDeluxeCD/DVD
$35 KTTunstallAcousticExtravaganzaImportCD/DVD
$20 KTTunstallAcousticExtravaganzaCD/DVD
$5 KTTunstallSuddenlyISeeSingle
$5 KTTunstallSuddenlyISeePart2Single
$5 KTTunstallOtherSideOfTheWorldSingle
$5 KTTunstallAnotherPlaceToFallSingle
$5 KTTunstallUnderTheWeatherSingle
$5 KTTunstallBlackHorseAndTheCherryTreeSingle
$10 KTTunstallFalseAlarmEP
$360 AcousticGuitar
$5 WoodGlue
$10 Tambourine

Remaining Balance: -$300
Pending Transfers: 27







Any you'd like to add??

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:52 am 
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Haha I like so much the 8 thats cool

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Oh! and the 5 and 6 :D

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And yes the 5 is truth I already had the experience

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HAHAHAHA! I love it! And so totally right on. :D


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Location: The rain-dirty valley (not Brigadoon)
......when you're under the weather 'cos your place to fall is on the other side of the world and to get there you have to travel through the dark across the silent sea.

And the journey is plagued by minature disasters which, luckily, turn out to be false alarms except for one occasion when you have to call the coastguard.

"Throw me a rope!", you tell them. During the rescue you bang your head and hallucinate that there's just a black horse and a cherry tree and you in the universe. Fortunately you soon heal over and suddenly you see that England can win back the ashes - Relapse! ('cos English cricket has gone to the dogs which is stopping the loving for Freddy Flintoff, who is the only one who believes that the golden age will return once again for England)

And that's when you know you're obsessed!

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good one :lol:

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 10:15 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Guilty of the 'always a pleasure' one.

I have also been overusing "later gater" which I swiped from an old diary entry :lol:

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12. you feel compelled to shout CONTROVERSIAL at the slightest hint of anything..well...a tad controversial

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12. you feel compelled to shout CONTROVERSIAL at the slightest hint of anything..well...a tad controversial


Guilty of that too :lol:

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me too.... :lol:

13.you say "it was absolutely mental!" alot too


guilty again :lol:

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I may have done that.. :oops: :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

You see a tambourine on the shelf and your first reaction is to put it on the ground and stomp on it.

I've done that :lol:

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14. You've had the haircut and told people why you have it and cant understand why they gave you a funny look :smt017

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You get up in the am and the third thing you do is wake the 'puter and check the forums. :smt024

BTW the first thing is pee and the second thing is open the door to let the dogs go pee. If KT followed this order she might not have a kidney infection :smt064

Sorry KT couldn't avoid a jab at your expense. Glad you have a great sense of humor. You will continue to sign things for me won't cha? :smt045

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